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we're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl

christina, 18, canadian. i love music, photography, reading, and all things europe. and chocolate.

I WENT TO ENTER THIS PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST AND I WAS ALL HYPED UP I PRESS SUBMIT AND ITS ALL LIKE $15 PLEASE

WHY THE FUCK I GOTTA PAY $15 TO SUBMIT A DAMNA PHOTO

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via anikanskywalker)

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via seasonss)